Crazy Chris Bed Time Stories
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Little kid, big kid
Sodler was reading his AP History Book when a ninja grabbed his book and took a big ninja bite out of Sodler's book. Sodler was SSSSOOOOOO MAD that he started to disco dance. The ninja was so confused that he had a heart attack and died. Soddler picked up the ninja's dead body and tossed it out of the window. the dead body fell 23 stories and hit the ground with a "SPLAT"!
Sodler's mom heard all the noise and rushed in to Sodler's room. She ran to the window and saw the body on the grass. She was so mad at Sodler that she took all his books away.
Sodler cried!
The End
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
The Short Sad Story!
The end!
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Sail to Crazy Island!
We begin our journey to Crazy Island crossing the Super Sea risking our lives.
Never mind that. Today, I will tell you a funny story. Once upon a star... oh wait. Was it a moon? Yeah that's it. It was a moon. Once upon a moon, there lived an alien with Four legs and Two arms. His name was Norman.
Norman's parents loved to take vacations to other moons. When Norman's parents were away, Norman came out to play. One day, Norman's parents took a vacation to their favorite planet: Earth. They never came back.
At first, Norman didn't notice they were gone, so he just kept playing. After ten days, Norman reported his parents missing. Search parties left no stone unturned, but there was still no sign of Norman's parents.
Twenty years went by and Norman was still determined to find his parents. Norman was playing moon ball on his "Sii," when he found his dad's journal. Norman read the journal and headed to Earth. Norman's dad wrote all the best vacation spots in his journal. For all those years, no one even thought of checking Earth.
Norman landed in a peculiar place that had different species that inhabited the strange land. Many of these new species were contained in some odd chambers that were lined with bars. Norman wanted to throw up. How could a society do something like that?
"Norman," he heard a voice call from behind him. Norman turned around and saw his parents locked up in one of the cages. Next to the cage there was a sign that stated "Zoo creature, Unknown."
The End
Friday, February 20, 2009
Love at First Sight
It all started on one bright sunny day
Henry's dog got off the leash and was running away
fortunately Susie was walking with her beautiful poodle
the dogs eyes locked at first glance
there hearts began to beat faster
and
faster
and
faster
until...
Henry got control of his dog and they walked away
the end